1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,085 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,044 MAZE: You're the Lord of Hell, 3 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,212 for crying out loud. 4 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,214 Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time 5 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,759 doing something more significant? 6 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:11,470 I'm retired, Maze. I've got nothing but time. 7 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,055 Your return to the Underworld has been requested. 8 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,183 Remind Dad that I quit Hell 9 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:18,686 because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play. 10 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,688 We should be out there solving a homicide 11 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,315 and punishing those responsible. 12 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:24,525 We? How could you possibly help me? 13 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,193 I have the ability 14 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:27,862 to draw out peoples' forbidden desires. 15 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,905 I got it. I got it. The name, 16 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,198 the whole Lucifer thing. 17 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:33,158 And desire is like your superpower. 18 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,576 Mm, it's more like a gift from God really. 19 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,203 You're thinking about it, aren't you? 20 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,329 See, I wouldn't recommend it. 21 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,539 I'm like walking heroin. 22 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,165 Ah, you're the Devil. (laughs) 23 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,583 Mm, correct. 24 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,544 (gunshot, Chloe gasps) 25 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,340 (gunshots, Lucifer grunting) 26 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,300 Give me one second. 27 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:54,179 Please. Please don't kill me. 28 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,347 You're gonna wish 29 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,724 that's all I did to you. 30 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,308 MAZE: I just can't understand 31 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,727 why you would save a human life. 32 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,395 Something different about her 33 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,355 that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me. 34 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,024 Maybe it's not her that's different. 35 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,692 LUCIFER: Right. Here's the deal. 36 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,903 We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire, 37 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,530 but you're gonna have to listen to me, too. 38 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,532 You know, just an existential dilemma or two. Deal? 39 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,325 LINDA: Yes. 40 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,246 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:26,045 ♪ I ain't go no soul, the preacher told me so ♪ 42 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:30,841 ♪ I'm out... on my own ♪ 43 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:34,219 ♪ I ain't got no soul, the preacher told me so... ♪ 44 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:37,138 MAN: Save your soul! It's up to you! 45 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,724 I ask you to repent! 46 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,559 Repent your sins 47 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,769 before it is too late! 48 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,770 It is the end 49 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,145 of times! 50 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,981 The Devil walks among us! 51 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:49,693 Padre, you have no idea how right you are. (chuckles) 52 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,236 But there's no need to be angry about it. 53 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,571 Enjoy the ride. 54 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,948 MAN: Bless you. 55 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,824 Have you seen the face of the Devil? 56 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,786 Oh, every morning in the mirror, pal. 57 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,079 Exactly! 58 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:01,580 He's in all of us! 59 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,665 In our every moment of weakness. 60 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,125 Look at this world! 61 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,753 The sin, the lust! 62 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,296 It is the Devil's touch. 63 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,090 N-N-No, don't give me credit for all that. 64 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,425 You humans do plenty all on your own. 65 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,636 (microphone feedback squeals) 66 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:16,929 (sighs) 67 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,932 What's your problem, pal? 68 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,934 Excuse me? 69 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,769 Yeah, uh, why don't you move your shtick along. 70 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,604 Okay, I'm not sharing my tips with you, 71 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,606 if that's what you're angling for. Oh. 72 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,566 Right. Is this a performance? 73 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,443 Are you like the Chewbacca and the Spider-Man down the street? 74 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,112 I have to say, you're very good. 75 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,738 Yeah, so why don't you go bother them. 76 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:35,948 You're bad for my business. 77 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,826 Repent! The Devil... 78 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,577 Isn't finished with you yet. 79 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,665 You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar, 80 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:48,752 a charlatan, someone who doesn't believe in what they say. 81 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,463 So what are you gonna do about it? 82 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,173 Why, make you a believer, of course. 83 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,845 (screams) 84 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,638 S-S... uh, stay away! 85 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,889 He's the Devil! 86 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,599 You don't understand! 87 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,518 This isn't a performance! He's the Devil! 88 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,145 He's the Devil! (crowd clamoring) 89 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,896 It's true. It is true. (applause) 90 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,027 (chuckles) Yes, thanks, everyone. 91 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:16,155 I'm, uh, here till, well, the end of time, actually. (laughs) 92 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:17,948 LINDA: So you're the Devil. LUCIFER: Yes. 93 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:22,410 Yes. Well, Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch. 94 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,496 Actually, I like that one in particular. 95 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,832 But, uh, those were the old me. 96 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,834 These days, you just have plain old Lucifer. 97 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:32,546 And you've left Hell behind to take a vacation in Los Angeles. 98 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,131 Well, where else would I go? 99 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,634 You don't seem too bothered 100 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,553 by my being the Prince of Darkness. 101 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,305 I'm willing to work within your metaphor. 102 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,058 Right. 103 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,060 Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues 104 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,562 about something bigger than yourself. 105 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,689 Well, there are few things bigger than myself. 106 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,025 I'm well aware. 107 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,068 (chuckles) 108 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,570 (sighs): Ah. 109 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,949 Last we spoke, you were bothered about feelings of humanity. 110 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,410 I was, yes, but I have good news for you on that front. 111 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:04,411 I'm healed. 112 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,996 Is that so? 113 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:08,082 Yes. Yes, back to my normal, devilish self. 114 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,666 No pesky empathy to be found. 115 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,043 I'd kick a puppy 116 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,502 if one waltzed by. 117 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,546 I'm joking. Puppies don't waltz. 118 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,216 You like to hide insecurity in humor, 119 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,800 don't you? 120 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,927 (laughs): I don't have insecurities. 121 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,179 Mm. Everyone does. 122 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,975 (sighs) Very well. I'll play your game. 123 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,894 What do you think I'm insecure about? 124 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,396 That you are changing, 125 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,732 but that you don't know what's causing the change. 126 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,442 Or who. 127 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,487 We'll pick this up next time. 128 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,448 What? Oh, very well. 129 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,076 A deal's a deal. Though, why do I feel 130 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,078 like you're getting more out of our bargain than I am? 131 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,246 (gasps) Ooh! Hello! 132 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,623 Thank you. Here. 133 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,084 Donald. How are you, sir? 134 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,462 ♪ Hear voices through the wall ♪ 135 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,089 ♪ Whole room comes to their feet ♪ 136 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,258 ♪ I know it's never enough ♪ 137 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,968 ♪ Rendered obsolete ♪ 138 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,803 ♪ Just a shot in the dark ♪ 139 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,596 ♪ My God, what have you done? ♪ 140 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,514 ♪ Spills out into the streets ♪ 141 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,516 ♪ All bows down to ♪ 142 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,310 ♪ Valkyrie ♪ 143 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:14,106 ♪ Tell me everything and, baby, I'll believe ♪ 144 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:18,110 ♪ Dancing with the Devil, sweating gasoline ♪ 145 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,945 (camera clicks) ♪ Rolling down the river ♪ 146 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,280 ♪ 'Cause it's automatic ♪ 147 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,530 (camera clicks) ♪ So dramatic ♪ 148 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,449 ♪ Every time guaranteed... ♪ 149 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,784 Oh, I didn't order a drink. 150 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,952 MAZE: Courtesy of the owner. 151 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,954 This is from Lucifer? 152 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,372 He asked me to make you something you'd like. 153 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,666 Did I get it wrong? 154 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,460 You and Lucifer seem really close. 155 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:38,755 I followed him through the gates of Hell. 156 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,465 I'll take that as a "yes." 157 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,758 (laughs) 158 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,722 (piano playing gentle melody) 159 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,447 (sighs) Hello, Detective. 160 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,867 How has your undercover surveillance 161 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,493 of my activities gone so far? 162 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,537 I've looked into you. 163 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,998 Your name really is Lucifer Morningstar. 164 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,876 And as far as I can tell, you didn't exist five years ago. 165 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,294 On the earthly plane, no. 166 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:20,839 People don't appear out of thin air. 167 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,590 Who were you? 168 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,677 How did you survive getting shot six times by Jimmy Barnes? 169 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,805 Is that your normal reaction to someone saving your life? 170 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,724 Investigating them? When I see something 171 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,767 I can't explain, yeah, I look for answers. 172 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,644 Well, I've given you the answer, Detective. It's not my fault 173 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,645 you won't accept it. 174 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,646 Do you know what I think? 175 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,523 I stopped trying to guess. 176 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,317 I think you like me. 177 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,070 What part of the look on my face gives you that impression? 178 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,072 No, no, no, it's not about the face. It's about the eyes, 179 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,990 what's behind them. I think you see 180 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,992 something that you truly desire, and you... 181 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,660 you don't know what to do with yourself, 182 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,205 do you? 183 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,040 Really? 184 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,375 Uh-huh. 185 00:06:56,415 --> 00:06:57,709 (chuckles) (laughs) 186 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,711 Hmm. (laughs) That's more like it. 187 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,671 (sighs) 188 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,218 Detective, I never knew you cared. (chuckles) 189 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,219 Mm. 190 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,346 Ooh. (laughing) 191 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,974 (sighs) 192 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,728 (both sigh) 193 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,563 No bulletproof vest. 194 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,065 What? 195 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,733 I just couldn't imagine how you'd get it 196 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,402 under that suit, but I had to check. 197 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,404 What is it? What is it? What is it? 198 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,155 I'm gonna figure out your secret, Lucifer. 199 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,699 Not a secret if I'm telling you the answer! 200 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,868 It's... 201 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,037 Why don't I affect you, Detective? 202 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,914 What makes you different? 203 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,874 I guess we both have our mysteries. 204 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,585 Ah. Well, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 205 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,920 (phone ringing) 206 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,713 Oh, God, not that again. 207 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,673 Decker. 208 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,718 Are you sure? 209 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,220 Yes. 210 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,306 Yes, um, please send me the address. 211 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,474 I... I owe you one. 212 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,768 (sighs) Oh, finally. 213 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,728 Now that affected you. What was it? 214 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,522 Detective? 215 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,401 Detective?! 216 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,406 (indistinct police radio chatter, camera clicking) 217 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,366 Come on. Active scene. 218 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,540 The victim was being followed by a paparazzo. 219 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:20,959 Tried to lose his tail. 220 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,627 Instead, lost control of his car. 221 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,920 Died on impact. 222 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,298 The paparazzo following him was...? 223 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,008 Was Nick Hofmeister, yeah. 224 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,136 Who's the victim? 225 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,804 Robbie Russell Jr. 226 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,307 The son of the movie star? 227 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,309 He wasn't in the business, was he? 228 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,311 Didn't stop everyone from wanting pictures of him. 229 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,562 They're vultures. 230 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,190 You get a statement from Nick? 231 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,858 You can't be involved in an active case 232 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,526 until you're off medical leave. 233 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:50,280 Listen, I get why you wanted to be here, I do. 234 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,324 But you have to bring him? 235 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,456 You've got to be kidding me. 236 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,499 What are you doing here? 237 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,043 Oh! How's your ex? 238 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,337 He's not the reason you rushed over here, is he? 239 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,838 Answer the question. 240 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,548 I'm trying to solve my mystery, Detective. 241 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,259 If I don't affect you, I'm curious as to what does. 242 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,304 Oh, and I think 243 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,805 I've just found my answer. 244 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,182 Who's that? 245 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,350 He's a paparazzo. 246 00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,394 Oh. Had a little run-in with him 247 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,979 during your Hot Tub High School days, did you? Huh? Is that it? 248 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,981 Yeah, you could say that. He's a cockroach. 249 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,359 But he'll figure a way out of this. He always does. 250 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,027 You want to talk to him, don't you? 251 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,362 Well, go on, then. What's stopping you? 252 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,280 The rules? Huh? 253 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,573 Detective Douche? 254 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,534 If you desire something, just take it. 255 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,577 CHLOE: Lucifer, what are you doing? 256 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:40,330 Hello. 257 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,457 (grunts, groans) 258 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,376 CHLOE: You finally did it, Nick. 259 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,503 You finally wanted a photo so bad that you killed someone. 260 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,255 You're not gonna get away with this. 261 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,506 I'm gonna make sure of it. 262 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,632 You're right. 263 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,884 Say that again? You're right. 264 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,469 I went too far. I'll confess. 265 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,513 Okay. 266 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,890 Maybe he's less cockroach, more dung beetle? 267 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,184 Police work always this easy? 268 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,852 No. That's the problem. 269 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,230 Right. Well, do you mind if I give it a whirl? 270 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,315 Tell me, dung beetle, 271 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,692 what is it you desire? 272 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:15,407 I... would like to confess. 273 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,325 Yes, yes, yes, but why? 274 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,701 Because I deserve it. 275 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,203 I've just done... 276 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,580 (laughs) 277 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,373 ...so many terrible things, you know? 278 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,209 I see it as my chance to-to... 279 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,210 Chance to what? 280 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,211 No. I... 281 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,172 I... If I tell you, 282 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,049 he's just gonna... No. Just... He? Who? 283 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,134 Would you please make him stop? 284 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,260 Who? He who? Him. 285 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,844 Tell him. What are you hiding? 286 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,846 What are you doing? Hey. You said "he." Who? 287 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,515 Neither one of you are supposed to be here. Especially you. 288 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,558 (laughs) Come on. 289 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,101 All right. Temper, temper. 290 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,607 Right. Well, that's done. (car engine starts) 291 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,275 (sighs) No. 292 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,985 If Nick's covering for someone, 293 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,861 that means the real murderer is still out there. 294 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,614 Yes, plenty of murderers are out there, Detective. 295 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,074 You heard the man. He deserves the punishment. 296 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,118 At least he's getting it. 297 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,911 But that's not enough for you, is it? 298 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,455 You hate that dung beetle. 299 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,790 Are you really gonna try and prove his innocence? 300 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,751 I'm gonna find out who really killed this kid. 301 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,420 (gasps) So that's a yes. 302 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,255 Wow, aren't you full of surprises. 303 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,802 Well, where do we begin? 304 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,762 ♪ ♪ 305 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,605 (indistinct police radio chatter, camera clicking) 306 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,237 You think Nick Hofmeister is innocent? You? 307 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,905 He confessed, Dan. 308 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,282 Nick wouldn't confess to a parking ticket, 309 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,283 let alone a murder. 310 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,951 It just sounded like 311 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,744 he was covering for someone. So wait. 312 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,956 First he confessed, then he told you he didn't do it? 313 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,625 Well, he didn't want to. 314 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,586 You know, Lucifer, um... ...made him. 315 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,588 Do I even want to know what that means? 316 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,922 Look, he was about to tell us more 317 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,216 before you came and took him away, Dan. 318 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,967 You know what, his car is at the scene. 319 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,718 He confessed. I know. 320 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,304 Is this the fight that you want to pick? 321 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,306 Just promise me you'll look into it. 322 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,849 I'll do my job. 323 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,184 Go home. 324 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,810 Okay. 325 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,145 And take your weird club-owner sidekick with you 326 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,189 before I arrest him. For what? 327 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,149 Let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene. 328 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,777 Uh, sorry, do you want a hit? 329 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,905 N-No. 330 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,823 It's "puff, puff, pass," not "puff, puff, stomp angrily." 331 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,325 You brought pot to a crime scene? 332 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,660 I most certainly did not. 333 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:24,661 I found it here. 334 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,162 You found it? 335 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,664 You found it here at a crime scene? 336 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:28,831 Yes, in the dung beetle's car. 337 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,625 You smoked evidence? 338 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,544 Well, it would've gone to waste otherwise. 339 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,128 That's really good stuff you just ground under your heel. 340 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,632 Wow. 341 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,426 Any sign he'd recently lit up? 342 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,759 Well, there was a... a roach from another joint, 343 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,262 freshly smoked. 344 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,304 Nick's pupils weren't dilated. 345 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,847 He didn't seem high. 346 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,849 Maybe he wasn't alone. Where's the roach? 347 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,268 Well, I added it to my joint. 348 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,144 (sighs) 349 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,688 Well, it's the best part. 350 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,940 So our only evidence is currently in your lungs? 351 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,150 Uh, you really wanted to say "up in smoke" then, didn't you? 352 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,195 No. No, I most definitely did not. 353 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,530 Right, so what should we do now? 354 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,780 I mean, we could head back to Lux. 355 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,032 I'm sure there's some stragglers 356 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,867 we could get into trouble with, huh? 357 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,036 I'm good, thanks. 358 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,538 More for me, then. 359 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,207 ♪ ♪ 360 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,677 (sighs) 361 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,639 ♪ Well, the Devil got my number ♪ 362 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,641 ♪ And the Devil got my size ♪ 363 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:31,561 ♪ And the Devil got my head and the Devil got my eyes ♪ 364 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,897 ♪ I'm a-tryin' hard to get up lest he make it to my heart ♪ 365 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,817 ♪ 'Cause I wanna make it back from the dark, dark, dark... ♪ 366 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,237 Hello, old friend. 367 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,992 (sighs) 368 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,619 Bloody hell. 369 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,038 Brother, I'm disappointed in you. 370 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,957 What? 371 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,251 It's called a devil's threesome for a reason. 372 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,919 You were once the brightest of 373 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,921 all of God's angels, Lucifer. 374 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,257 And now, look at you. 375 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,592 Look, if you've come to lecture me, 376 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,842 can you just save it for later? 377 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,595 I'm annoyingly sober right now, 378 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,263 and it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around. 379 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,598 Actually, I'm here with an offer. 380 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,599 Really? 381 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,600 Go back to Hell, Lucifer, 382 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,726 and I will speak to Father. 383 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,893 You're scared, aren't you? 384 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,604 That if I don't go back to Hell, 385 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,772 you're gonna have to take over. 386 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,774 Oh, that would never happen. 387 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,276 Oh, no, no, I mean, it's not like God sent his favorite son 388 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,944 to reign over Hell before, is it? 389 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,613 Oh, wait, sorry. 390 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,947 Forgot. 391 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,282 So you can take your ultimatum 392 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,201 and shove it up your feathered hole. 393 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,751 You can't see it yet, can you? 394 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,545 What's that? 395 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,962 You saved a human life, Luci. 396 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,632 And not for any selfish reasons. 397 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:46,093 No, you did it simply because you cared about that detective. 398 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,137 (scoffs, laughs) 399 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,808 Your time here on Earth is affecting you, dear brother. 400 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:52,975 You're changing. 401 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,311 My life is change. 402 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,814 "The same thing over and over," that's your boring motto. 403 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,441 True, but usually you're the one controlling the change. 404 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,986 This time, you're not. 405 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,447 Now, does that scare you? 406 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,199 Because it should. 407 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,828 You know, I am tired of your dire warnings, all right? 408 00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:15,122 So just go rattle your saber in someone else's face. 409 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,502 You think about my offer. 410 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,337 When you've made a decision, 411 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,047 you know how to find me. 412 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,556 ♪ ♪ 413 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,863 MAN: Hey, Robbie, where you been? 414 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,406 If you're gonna follow me, 415 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,199 maybe I can do something good with this. 416 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,536 This... is the Web site for the Red Cross. 417 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,872 Give blood, volunteer. 418 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,874 Don't be like the asshat filming this. 419 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,542 Good job, kid. 420 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,668 Better than I did. 421 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,336 TRIXIE: Mommy? Yeah, baby? 422 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,547 Are you looking at a no-no site? 423 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,048 No. Why would you think that? 424 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,050 Because you put it away so fast, 425 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,052 and you look really, really guilty. 426 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,679 No, baby, I'm just doing police work. 427 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,556 I thought you weren't supposed to be working. 428 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,725 And I thought you were supposed to be getting ready 429 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,727 to hang out with your dad. (doorbell rings) 430 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,896 Who is early, apparently. 431 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,442 Do you really live here? 432 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,152 I thought I must have gotten the wrong address. 433 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,237 How do you afford this place? 434 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,697 Do you take bribes? 435 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,240 I don't. And what are you doing here? 436 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,325 Lucifer! 437 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,911 Ah, hello again, small human. 438 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,203 (chuckles nervously) 439 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,038 Uh, this-this is yours, yes? 440 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,207 Yeah, that's Molly McDowell. 441 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,584 She's a ballerina by day, 442 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,503 but a ninja chemist by night. 443 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,963 When a simple yes would've sufficed. 444 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,422 Right, on you go, then. Go on, fetch away. 445 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,215 (whistles) 446 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,509 Well, go on, then. 447 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,845 Uh, is this too advanced for her? 448 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,387 You're funny. 449 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,056 Trixie, babe, come on. 450 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,058 Get ready. 451 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,436 You need to leave now. 452 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,105 I had no idea that Hot Tub High School paid so well. 453 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,441 It didn't. And can you shh on the Hot Tub? 454 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,609 (whispers): She doesn't know. 455 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,277 What, that her mom was a giant star? 456 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,779 Why not? 457 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,447 Not 'cause of the old...? (imitates fanfare) 458 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,241 Yeah. And can you never do that again? 459 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,203 Right, sorry. So how do you afford this place? 460 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,746 I don't; it's my mother's. 461 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,832 I moved in after Dan and I separated, okay? 462 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,877 LUCIFER: Penelope Decker? 463 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,127 Hold on a minute. 464 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,129 Your mother's Penelope Decker? 465 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,798 Queen of '80s cheeseball sci-fi? Yeah. 466 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,133 (gasps) You have to introduce me. 467 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,802 Mm, I don't. 468 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,595 And I probably won't. 469 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,972 So you're part of a family dynasty like me. 470 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,181 No wonder we get on so well. 471 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,016 How did you rebel? 472 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,058 What do you mean? 473 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,393 Well, you're mad at the dung beetle. 474 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,854 You must have done something salacious in your youth. 475 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,398 What was it? Did you kiss a girl and like it? 476 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,733 I don't want to talk about it. 477 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,984 Oh, so there is something. 478 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:48,985 Two girls? 479 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,611 Okay. An Eiffel Tower? 480 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,365 What's an Eiffel Tower? 481 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,409 It's marvelous. It's when two chaps high-five at the top, 482 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,953 then the young lady... Okay, there is an eight-year-old in the room 483 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,246 who doesn't need to hear about an Eiffel Tower. 484 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,998 What...? What about the case? 485 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,667 If I were secretly working on it, having you around 486 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,794 drawing attention wouldn't be good, would it? Well, maybe not, 487 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,462 but be much more fun, wouldn't it, Detective, 488 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,589 if we carried on working together? 489 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,215 Detective? 490 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,510 Detective? 491 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,178 Mm-hmm. 492 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,847 I understand. 493 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,849 Mm-hmm. 494 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,434 Hello, there. 495 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,519 I'd very much like to see Nick Hofmeister. 496 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,772 I'm afraid I can't... Oh. 497 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,983 Hello. 498 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,317 Hello to you. 499 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,485 MAN (over phone): Hello? (chuckles) 500 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,947 (chuckles) 501 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,197 (door opens) 502 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,241 LUCIFER: Afternoon, dung beetle. 503 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:40,870 We need to talk. 504 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,538 (chuckles) 505 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,124 I, um, I'm not gonna tell you anything, man. 506 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,126 No, no, no, I don't want to know about the case, 507 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,337 so you can keep your dirty little secrets. 508 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,632 No, I'd like to know about Chloe Decker. 509 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,343 And you're gonna tell me everything. 510 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,222 I have an effect on people. 511 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,599 It's a way of pulling out 512 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,852 their deepest desires, revealing the truth within. 513 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,729 It works on everyone. 514 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,397 Everyone except for Chloe Decker. 515 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,983 And I suspect it's somehow related 516 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,525 to my recent bouts of humanity. 517 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,653 What does this have to do with me? 518 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,988 Well, you know everything about her, don't you? 519 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,614 All her sordid secrets. 520 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,407 I'm hoping they'll help me understand 521 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,910 why she's so frustratingly immune to my charms. 522 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,162 Chloe doesn't have any sordid secrets. 523 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,164 (chuckles) 524 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,875 I've seen the hatred in her eyes when she looks at you. 525 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,127 Come on. 526 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,544 You must have something. 527 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,546 Do you know what happened when she was 19? 528 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,214 She starred in Hot Tub High School 529 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,175 and revealed her rather spectacular assets to the world. 530 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,511 Right. 531 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,763 And two weeks later, her father died. 532 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,850 Oh. 533 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,518 Yeah, so I knew, of course, 534 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,520 everyone in the world was gonna try to get 535 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,230 a... shot of them leaving the funeral. 536 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,567 And I really... (chuckles) I really wanted to be first. 537 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,569 Oh, dung beetle, tell me you didn't. 538 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,071 Yeah, I crashed the funeral. 539 00:19:57,113 --> 00:20:00,366 And... she... oh, she flipped out. 540 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,118 But I got my photo. 541 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,870 Right when she punched the lens. 542 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,747 I mean, right then-- it cracked the lens right in half. 543 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,708 I made so much money off that photo. I'm sure. 544 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,422 Yeah, but at what cost to my soul, right? 545 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,257 (chuckles) 546 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,260 And that'll be for someone else to decide. 547 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,888 (chuckles): Yeah. 548 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,430 Well, that someone else is sitting opposite you, 549 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,431 and it's not looking good. 550 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,100 I crossed a line. 551 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,768 And I knew it. 552 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,269 And after that, I just did everything I could 553 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,897 to keep others from making the same mistakes I did. 554 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,398 That's why I... 555 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,028 Why what? 556 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,571 No, it's... You want to tell me. 557 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,280 It's nothing. Who are you protecting 558 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,533 from following in your footsteps? I can't. 559 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,451 It's... I just... I can't. You want to tell me, don't you? 560 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,412 I really can't. You want to tell me. 561 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,621 Who are you protecting? 562 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,706 Who are you protecting? 563 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,957 How are you doing this, man? 564 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,291 Look at me. 565 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,793 Who are you protecting? 566 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,670 Please, just... 567 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,130 Look at me. Look at me. I won't. I won't. 568 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,131 I can't. Look at me! 569 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,465 Leave me alone! 570 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,425 (door closes) 571 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,186 MAN: I already spoke to the police about Robbie. 572 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,980 I don't know what else there is to say. 573 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,315 I'm just following up. 574 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,693 I want to make sure there aren't any suspects we overlooked. 575 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,113 But I was told Nick Hofmeister confessed. 576 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,864 He did. 577 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:24,825 Mr. Russell, 578 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:28,121 I, um... 579 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,123 I don't think Nick killed your son. 580 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,125 What? 581 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,834 Are you... Is this a joke? 582 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,962 I'm sorry. 583 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,716 Y-You just don't know 584 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,636 what Robbie went through because of my work. 585 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,888 Now he's dead because of me. 586 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,723 No. 587 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,143 You know, my mom is Penelope Decker. 588 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,686 So I was followed by paparazzi all my life, 589 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,688 just like Robbie. 590 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,857 But, you know, that wasn't my mom's fault. 591 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:59,068 And you got to know, it's not your fault either. 592 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,444 The only person you can blame 593 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,238 is whoever ran your son off the road. 594 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,698 I want to make sure we get the right guy. 595 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,285 And I'm telling you, I don't think Nick is him. 596 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,872 There was one other paparazzo. 597 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,457 Did you get a name or a description? 598 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,959 No, I didn't. 599 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,919 Because Robbie only noticed him once. 600 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,255 That's why I never mentioned him before. 601 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,590 Thank you. 602 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,009 (phone ringing) 603 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,969 Excuse me. 604 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,388 (sighs) 605 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,932 Decker. 606 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,477 He did what? 607 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,071 What is wrong with you? 608 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,531 (sighs) 609 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,074 Nothing is wrong with me. 610 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,451 I was hoping for sexy, salacious details, 611 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,913 and instead I got taken on a trip down depression lane. 612 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,874 You feel bad 613 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,750 for invading her privacy? 614 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,003 You're the Lord of Hell. 615 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,673 I can't believe I'm saying this, but Amenadiel is right. 616 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,134 You are changing. 617 00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,426 I don't mind 618 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,761 the odd smart-assed remark, Maze. 619 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,138 They can be quite amusing. 620 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,973 But don't you dare disrespect me. 621 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,184 Or what? 622 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,228 You'll cry really hard on my shoulder? 623 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,355 You will not speak to me this way! 624 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,734 (whispers): There he is. 625 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:27,156 CHLOE: How did you get into Nick's holding cell? 626 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,782 And there he goes. 627 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,326 Oh, sorry. 628 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:33,287 Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have? 629 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,789 How did you get into Nick's holding cell? 630 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,291 Why, by asking very nicely, of course. 631 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,126 Something you should try sometime. 632 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,837 This case has nothing to do with you. 633 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,297 Why won't you leave it alone? 634 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,007 Why won't you? 635 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,134 Did you learn something, at least? 636 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:50,304 Yes. I did, actually. 637 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,139 Our dung beetle is protecting 638 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,975 someone who's following in his footsteps. 639 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,476 Protégé, perhaps. 640 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,812 I found out someone else was following Robbie, 641 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,147 and someone's been uploading photos online 642 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,482 today from Nick's company. 643 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,318 Last one was posted an hour ago 644 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,862 from a party that's still happening. 645 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,572 Our killer could be there. 646 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,990 Right. 647 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,533 Are you coming or what? 648 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,993 Oh, sorry, I thought this was 649 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,370 the part where you leave me behind 650 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:15,495 and say something like, "Lucifer, stay. 651 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:16,914 Good devil." 652 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,582 I'd rather keep my eye on you. 653 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,002 ♪ Tell me what you like ♪ 654 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,671 ♪ Tell me what you like ♪ 655 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,799 ♪ Tell me what you like ♪ 656 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,342 ♪ Tell me what you like... ♪ 657 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,261 (paparazzi clamoring, cameras clicking) 658 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:38,476 LUCIFER: So how do you plan on catching our murderous protégé anyway? 659 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,854 Well, I was thinking, what if he never left 660 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,356 the scene of the crime? 661 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,191 What, and instead blended in with the other paparazzi 662 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,359 taking photos? 663 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,526 That's quite clever. 664 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,654 Yeah, so if we recognize anyone 665 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,197 from the crash, it could be our guy. 666 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,157 Right. 667 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,036 LUCIFER: Are you okay? 668 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,455 I'm fine. 669 00:24:57,495 --> 00:24:58,414 Why? 670 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,084 Oh, Nick told you what happened, didn't he? 671 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,710 He did. 672 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,380 Got to hear all about your wicked right hook. 673 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,965 Oh, yeah. 674 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,134 He also told me it was a low point for him. 675 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,760 Which I believe, actually. 676 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,305 Yeah, I think our dung beetle, of all things, 677 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,308 desires redemption for what he did to you. 678 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,559 Yeah, well, he's not going about it the right way, 679 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,560 that's for sure. 680 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,229 Yes, well, we all know 681 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,190 what the road to Hell is paved with, don't we? 682 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:27,860 Hello, hello, hello. 683 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,569 There's a familiar face. 684 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,031 CHLOE: Yeah, from the crime scene this morning. 685 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,700 I remember him. 686 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,742 And he's spectacularly creepy as well, 687 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,203 so that's a bonus. 688 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,204 Hey, everybody, it's Chloe Decker! 689 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:39,705 Penelope Decker's daughter! 690 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:41,081 (paparazzi clamoring) 691 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,166 Chloe, look over here! CHLOE: Guys... 692 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,001 Back off. Chloe Decker! 693 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,461 Hey, show me your boobs! Hey, show us your boobs, Chloe! 694 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:47,380 Back off, you mouth-breathing scaven...! 695 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:49,547 Well, go on then, punch him! 696 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:50,632 Come on, let's punch them all! 697 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,759 It's not me anymore. 698 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,430 Well, it's still very much me. 699 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,140 You, Friar Tuck, 700 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,143 tell me, is this depravity really all you want out of life? 701 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,478 Hmm? 702 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,815 I want to win a Pulitzer for photography. 703 00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:07,983 Pulitzer? 704 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,444 Really? Do you hear that, chaps? 705 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,154 Yeah, they don't give out Pulitzers for nip slips. 706 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,908 (paparazzi clamoring, cameras clicking) 707 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,749 (tires screeching) 708 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,045 (sighs) He's gone. 709 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,842 (Chloe sighs) 710 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:35,553 (whispers): Oh, boy. 711 00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,304 It's not that bad, is it? 712 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:40,140 Trixie's classmates all have the Internet. 713 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,268 One of them's gonna figure out that her mom is 714 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,270 the top story on their favorite gossip site. 715 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,813 She's finally gonna find out about Hot Tub High School. 716 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,774 Great. 717 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,359 If it's any consolation, you look really good in it. 718 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,111 Thanks. 719 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,904 Why do I feel like you're cheering me up 720 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,114 for even worse news? 721 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,157 Nick's sticking to his story. 722 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,700 It's an open- and-shut case, 723 00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,036 but I can't help it if a rogue detective 724 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,996 won't leave well enough alone. 725 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,376 Oh, you ran the plate number I gave you. 726 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:09,086 Yes, ma'am, I did. 727 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,796 It was registered to Nick-- one of his company cars. 728 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,172 Like the one that ran Robbie off the road? 729 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,215 Exactly. 730 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,008 Did a little more digging. 731 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,052 Guy's name is Josh Bryant. He freelances for Nick. 732 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,387 Thanks. 733 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,682 Why are you doing this? 734 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,560 Because I think you're onto something. 735 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:27,645 So go figure it out while I buy you some time. 736 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:30,857 And... be careful. 737 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,943 All right? 738 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,117 (camera clicking) 739 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,336 Oh, sorry. Did I ruin your creepy little moment? 740 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,757 I am so happy to see you. 741 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,843 I felt so bad about what happened. 742 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,261 I'm a huge fan. 743 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,429 Hot Tub High School 744 00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:01,930 was my favorite growing up. 745 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,723 LUCIFER: Yes, we're really not interested 746 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,100 in your formative spank bank years, all right? 747 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:07,144 JOSH: I'm so sorry about what happened. 748 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,229 I would've done something, but I'm not good with violence. 749 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,688 (chuckles) Mm. 750 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,107 Well, lucky for us, we found you anyhow. 751 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,109 You were looking for me? Why? 752 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,903 Because she wants justice for Robbie Russell Jr. 753 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:18,531 What is it you want, Josh? 754 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,866 Hmm? 755 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:22,993 To be first. 756 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,537 To always be first. 757 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,871 Really? 758 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,082 What, did Nick teach you that? 759 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,750 To be first? 760 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,794 Yeah. I learned a lot working for him. 761 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,087 He's my idol. 762 00:28:34,129 --> 00:28:35,797 He's the best pap out there. 763 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,050 So you took photos of your idol being arrested for murder? 764 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:40,886 I didn't know what else to do. 765 00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,179 Other than what Nick would've done. 766 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,639 Which is to be first, no matter what. 767 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:44,764 Of course. 768 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,975 Just a second. 769 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,399 (camera clicks) 770 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,320 You like smoking pot, Josh? 771 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,239 It's for my nerves. I have a prescription. 772 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,659 (camera clicking) 773 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:04,660 Oh! 774 00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:05,703 Hello. 775 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,079 (camera clicking) 776 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,956 Good timing on that photo. 777 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,418 Just lucky I guess. 778 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,462 (engine starts) 779 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,464 Far be it for me 780 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,299 to call someone's morality into question, but... 781 00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,177 I believe that photo was planned. 782 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,846 Yeah. 783 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,391 Makes me wonder what else was. 784 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,478 Look at this. 785 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,979 Celebrity shouting matches, 786 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,398 fistfights. 787 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,899 Josh had the first photo on every one. 788 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,317 It escalates. 789 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,486 Overdose. Suicide. 790 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,280 Or so it appeared. Well, I suppose 791 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,282 the best way to be first is to know it'll happen beforehand. 792 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,410 So he follows Robbie, intent on running him off the road, 793 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:49,580 but doesn't count on his own car running off as well. 794 00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,498 This is cold, premeditated murder. 795 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,166 Mm. Nick's a slimeball. 796 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,294 I just... I don't think he'd go this far. 797 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,755 Which means Josh maybe convinced him to take the fall. 798 00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:58,880 The question is: why? 799 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,466 Well, who cares? 800 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,468 We know Josh is guilty. Let's punish him. 801 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,053 Ah, I could add an ironic twist, like I used to when I ran Hell. 802 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,846 Yeah, no, it doesn't work that way, 803 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,056 because I need evidence. 804 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,016 LUCIFER: Well, you have plenty. 805 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,268 Circumstantial. 806 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,603 I need concrete proof. (sighs) 807 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:13,771 I'm gonna talk to Nick... 808 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,355 Boring, boring, boring, boring! 809 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,566 You don't decide who gets punished and how. 810 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:18,858 That's exactly what I do. 811 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,360 No, no, you don't. 812 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,321 This is how it works, Lucifer. 813 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:30,203 (sighs) 814 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,289 Whatever speech you have brewing, Maze, 815 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,958 I don't want to hear it. 816 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,754 I think I've said everything I need to. 817 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,341 You're right. 818 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,550 And I agree. 819 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,678 Let's go deliver some punishment. 820 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:46,637 (chuckles) 821 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,686 We believe Josh may be a very disturbed individual. 822 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:55,395 (sighs) 823 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,856 God. 824 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:59,441 He caused all these? 825 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,276 Yeah. All of them. 826 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,903 I can't believe it. I... 827 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,365 Tell me what really happened, Nick. 828 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,784 (sighs) 829 00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:12,371 I took Josh in when he was 16. 830 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,706 He was a runaway. 831 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:16,916 He was a little broken. 832 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:22,422 In him, I saw a little bit of who I used to be. 833 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:25,592 At least, I thought I did. 834 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,427 So I took him under my wing. 835 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,929 He was a natural. 836 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:32,432 Taught him about all the lines a pap can't cross. 837 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,185 You know, 'cause I just... I just wanted him to stop 838 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,604 making the same mistakes I did. 839 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,605 Mm. 840 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,607 And then, two days ago, 841 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:43,193 he calls me up, says he's been in a really bad accident, 842 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,111 and said that he totally understood 843 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,489 everything I was saying now. 844 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:49,366 But it was too late. 845 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,410 You know, someone was dead. 846 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,203 So you took the fall, 847 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,122 hoping that Josh would get a chance at a new life. 848 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,875 Yeah. 849 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,334 Nick Hofmeister finally tries to 850 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,960 do something good with his life, 851 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,380 and he gets played. 852 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,591 You must really be enjoying this. 853 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,843 I'm really not. 854 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:10,928 Believe it or not, I forgive you. 855 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,432 This isn't about you, this isn't about me. 856 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,225 This is about Robbie Russell. 857 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,061 You know, he was a kid who didn't ask to be famous. 858 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,397 He just wanted to live a normal life. 859 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,277 Nick, if you don't testify, Josh will do this again. 860 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,697 He'll do it again. 861 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:31,157 (phone ringing) 862 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,702 Excuse me. 863 00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:35,454 Oh. Just a second. 864 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,624 Hey, Dan, this better be important. 865 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,333 I think Nick's about to talk. 866 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,668 (sighs) 867 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,630 No, I'm not following Josh. Why? 868 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,799 What do you mean he's missing? 869 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:55,432 Desk Sergeant? 870 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,476 Yes, Detective? Where did Nick Hofmeister go? 871 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,852 Did somebody get him? 872 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,520 Why, yes. 873 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:02,564 It was that tall, handsome British fella. 874 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,650 Oh, no. I did it, too, 875 00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,234 didn't I? (sighs) 876 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,951 ♪ ♪ 877 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:30,216 Oh, I respect what you do, dung beetle. 878 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,135 Much as celebrities hate you, 879 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:35,764 you know, they need you, keep you in the limelight. 880 00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:38,517 You're a... a necessarily evil. 881 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,519 Something I understand all too well. 882 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,896 But the-the trouble is that you tried to change. 883 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,063 Yeah? 884 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:46,692 And you failed spectacularly at it. 885 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:50,696 Because, well, sometimes we are what we are, 886 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:52,865 and we should embrace that. 887 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,744 What are we doing back here exactly? 888 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,204 And do you need me to...? 889 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,122 Maze! 890 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:03,542 Did you bring me my gift? 891 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:07,880 (grunting) 892 00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:13,134 (muffled panting) 893 00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,308 I'll kill you, you crazy bitch. 894 00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,144 Just be polite to the lady. 895 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,104 She isn't your enemy tonight. 896 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,108 What is this? 897 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,570 Right, well, both of you have committed terrible acts 898 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,946 worthy of punishment. 899 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,155 However, you will not receive 900 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,615 said punishment when you die. 901 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,617 It's my fault, really. Sorry. 902 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,452 So I'm here to fix that. 903 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,996 Right now. 904 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,668 Oh. Amateurs. 905 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,085 All right, very well, in terms you'll understand. 906 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,798 You both get a gun. 907 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,885 Let's see who shoots who first. 908 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,185 What's to stop us from shooting you? 909 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,479 Well, despite the waste of bullets, let's see. 910 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,523 He's about to rat you out to the police. 911 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,151 And he tricked you into taking the fall for a murder 912 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,445 he committed. (chuckles) 913 00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,738 Discuss. 914 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,492 You really did it, didn't you? 915 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,078 You killed people. 916 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,999 You lost your touch, Nick. 917 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:28,877 All this talk about lines we can't cross. 918 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:31,129 Nowadays, the only way to be first 919 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:33,548 is to realize that there is no line. 920 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,508 And you were almost 921 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,844 begging to take the fall. 922 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,721 That one dramatic gesture. 923 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,515 As if that would erase the fact that you've been a piece of crap 924 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,476 for the last 30 years. You can't do this. 925 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,519 I treated you like a son. 926 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,188 (gun clicks) 927 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,690 (laughs) 928 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,733 Oh, Maze, 929 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:53,359 you fiend. 930 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,236 Even I didn't see that one coming. 931 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,738 You really would've killed me. 932 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,289 Nick... (car approaching) 933 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,708 I made a mistake, okay? I realize that now. 934 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,169 (car door opens) And I'm sorry. CHLOE: Stop! 935 00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,170 Don't shoot him! 936 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,547 LUCIFER: Detective, 937 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:15,548 you're interrupting my punishment. 938 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,134 You, don't talk. 939 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,593 You're lucky I figured out your insane, 940 00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:19,761 ironic punishment before anyone got killed. 941 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,221 Nick, you tried to do some good, 942 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,057 to help someone. Don't throw it all away. 943 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,809 Nick, embrace who you really are. 944 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,102 Stop fighting it. Come on. 945 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:29,062 Don't listen to him, Nick. You tried to change. 946 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:30,188 Yeah. 947 00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:33,191 And look what happened. Yeah. 948 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,901 You screwed up, but you know what? It's okay. 949 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:36,319 You tried to change. That's what's important. 950 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,404 Humans. 951 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,991 Fascinating, aren't they? 952 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,242 Do you know, perhaps they're onto something. 953 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,453 Nick... don't. 954 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:03,930 I was surprised to hear from you, Lucifer. 955 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,933 Well, not as surprised as I was. 956 00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,102 But I wanted to tell you you were right. 957 00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:11,646 Hmm. Is that a joke? 958 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,606 (chuckles) No, I wish it were. 959 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,359 But, no, you were right, and I was wrong. 960 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,407 So you'll return to Hell? 961 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,283 What? No! 962 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,243 That is absurd. 963 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:28,329 No, you're right that I've changed in my time here, 964 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,248 and that I have absolutely no control over it. 965 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:32,918 And you know what? 966 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,091 That feels positively thrilling. 967 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,052 You asked me here to tell me that? 968 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:44,261 No, no, no, I thought 969 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:46,139 I'd use you to remedy a situation that I've mishandled, 970 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,808 and annoy you in the process. 971 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,019 Kill two birds with one prayer sort of thing, hmm? 972 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:53,772 Luci... 973 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,690 you should've taken the offer. 974 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,193 Oh. 975 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,320 (wings flapping) 976 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,786 (groans) 977 00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,287 (gasps) 978 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:15,961 You're looking for someone? 979 00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,420 (gasps) 980 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,215 But... 981 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:22,008 you were just over there. 982 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:25,220 That's... that's impossible. 983 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:30,600 (indistinct police radio chatter) 984 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,560 (siren whoops) 985 00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:43,155 Yes? 986 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,115 I saw Nick pull the trigger. 987 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,993 I heard the gunshot, but Josh wasn't shot. 988 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,245 Did you put blanks in the guns? Like... 989 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:52,998 Was this some staged thing to get a confession out of Josh? 990 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,708 That's probably more plausible to you than my angelic brother 991 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,003 slowing time while I pluck a bullet out of thin air, 992 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,337 isn't it? 993 00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,757 Even with all that, 994 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,135 you were standing right in front of me. 995 00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,637 I blink, and you're here. 996 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,306 Is there a question there, Detective? 997 00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:11,474 You... (sighs) 998 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,643 You know exactly what I'm asking you. 999 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,770 And you know exactly what I'll answer. 1000 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:18,815 You know, um... 1001 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,860 it's quite fun, this police malarkey, isn't it? 1002 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,530 TRIXIE: Are we going to watch a movie, Mommy? 1003 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,824 CHLOE: No, babe, I just wanted to talk to you about something. 1004 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,036 So, before I was a cop, 1005 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,829 I was an actress. 1006 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,956 And I was in a movie. 1007 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,043 And... it was this movie. 1008 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:42,172 In the movie, I do some very silly things. 1009 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,341 Things that, uh, 1010 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,885 maybe some of your friends might tease you about. 1011 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,013 But it is what it is, 1012 00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,390 and-and that's not me anymore, okay? 1013 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,352 (whispers): I know. 1014 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,728 Hmm? 1015 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:58,646 I've seen this before, Mommy. 1016 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:02,025 You have? Where? 1017 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:05,028 I have the Internet. 1018 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,529 Oh, right. 1019 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:09,782 This isn't even in HD. 1020 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,369 Mm. Hmm. 1021 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,038 Well, what'd you think? 1022 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,415 I thought it's hilarious! 1023 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,417 You did? 1024 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,711 My favorite part is when you ate too much cake, 1025 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,880 and then you puked in that cute guy's hair. 1026 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,340 (laughs) 1027 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:27,175 That part is really funny. 1028 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:31,179 Then you stop, and we think it's all over. 1029 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,222 Yeah. 1030 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,391 But then... 1031 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,975 Blah! Blah! Oh. 1032 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:38,519 (laughs) 1033 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:39,729 Sorry, Mommy. 1034 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,231 Didn't mean to hurt you. 1035 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,608 You didn't hurt me, baby. I'm fine. 1036 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,902 It's gonna get better soon. 1037 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,863 I hope the guy who hurt you got in lots of trouble. 1038 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,866 You know, I should go see him. 1039 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,202 So, the Devil did a good deed today. 1040 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:55,745 (laughs): Oh. Hmm. 1041 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,872 There's no need to call it that. (chuckles) 1042 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,624 I enjoyed every minute of it. 1043 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,835 (laughs) You know what I mean. 1044 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,963 Mm. 1045 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,966 You know, I'm so very used to being in control of everything. 1046 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,261 Not knowing what's gonna come next is... 1047 00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:13,096 Can be scary. 1048 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:16,141 No. No, I'm finding it quite exhilarating, actually. 1049 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,642 Hmm. (chuckles) 1050 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:19,560 I think you were right, by the way. 1051 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,313 About what? 1052 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:25,191 That it may be a "who" that's changing me. 1053 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:30,322 But now that begs the question: what do I do with her? 1054 00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,282 WOMAN: I have to warn you, he's heavily medicated. 1055 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:35,618 I doubt he'll be able to string two words together right now, 1056 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:38,371 much less have a conversation. 1057 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,373 Thanks. 1058 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,919 Hey, Jimmy. 1059 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:48,547 So this is where you ended up, huh? 1060 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,301 I was so wrapped up in recovery, I forgot to come visit. 1061 00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:54,053 You know, from when you shot me. 1062 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,142 (sighs) 1063 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:00,852 I have to ask you something, Jimmy, 1064 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:03,062 about that day. 1065 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,820 What happened to you, Jimmy? 1066 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,072 What happened with Lucifer? 1067 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,869 Lucifer? 1068 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:20,038 What happened when you shot at me? 1069 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:21,998 Is he here?! Tell me he's not here! No. 1070 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,708 No, Jimmy, he's not here. He's not here, Jimmy. 1071 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:25,460 I know he's here. 1072 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:26,961 I can't get away. I can't get away from him! 1073 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,131 Jimmy, you're safe here. 1074 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,260 (crying) You're safe. 1075 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,554 No, I'm not safe! None of us are! 1076 00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:38,390 He's just a man, Jimmy. You don't get it, do you? 1077 00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,309 He's the Devil! He's the Devil! 1078 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,685 He's the Devil! 1079 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,438 He's the Devil! He's the Devil!